I originally had a premade layout here but you know what? Why not actually (re)learn some website design?
I never had one of these as a teen in the 00s and I desperately wanted to be cool enough for one. But I wasn't, so now I can be that cool as an adult.
Contentwise:
Hey nice to see you there! How you holding up?
Good? Yeah?
Cool, cool, watch out for the pothole in the text. Yeah, no, just step right over it.
I'll get to fixing it at some point.
Things I want layout wise:
Hey watch me ensmallen this guy.
he's small now
Alright, last bit of page. I promise.
You just gotta be careful around here, you know.
Before you know it you' re wal k in g i n t o s o m e th i ng.
Ah shit we've done it now.